Monthly Archives: August 2010

Logging 101

Toby and I are currently in the midst of a massive panic about the amount of work that needs to be done at the property before winter sets in.  People, I know winter is just around the corner because a) … Continue reading

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Becky. My Bestest.

She would scrub my stanky poop-flecked toilet for me. And she has. That’s the type of friend Becky is. We’ve gone from playmates to co-dependents to virtual strangers to the type of relationship I imagine is the beginning of the decline of certain marriages. That sort of “I’m proud to stand here in front of you in my dingy white granny panties with hairy legs and telling you OUTLOUD all of the things I normally keep to myself because they reveal my true, vile nature but I tell you because, meh, you’re stuck with me and you’re probably thinking the same thing” relationship. Continue reading

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Boys at the Property

Two pictures from the property showing who’s working and who’s NOT. Continue reading

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Whistler Bonus Round

I bet you thought I was done raving about Whistler. NOPE. That’s the best part about having a blog, I get to write about what I find fascinating. Mwahahaaaa! Read on if you want to find out how big balls, skinny jeans and hard alcohol fit into the mix. Continue reading

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Whistler 2010

The Summer of Molly has continued on track.  Ignore the fact that I’m sitting on an ice pack, covered in huge bruises and a whole tube of arnica, eating ibuprofen like Tic Tacs.  Everything is going AS PLANNED.   We hit … Continue reading

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7 Things That Sucked About the Last 8 Days

The past eight days sort of felt like the universe was ganging up on us… Continue reading

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Guilt Complex

My guilty conscience has resulted in everything from accusations of cheating to a failed polygraph…but nothing can rival the guilt of being a mom! Continue reading

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Eleven Months?!

Dear Roper,        DUDE.  You used to be a mellow baby and now you’re just NOT.  Now you’re what I like to call “bat sh#% crazy!”   You used to snuggle and cuddle.  You were observant and calm and seemingly wise … Continue reading

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