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38 and GRRRRRRRREAT!!
Hey guys, it’s my BIRFDAY!! I love birthdays. I love holidays. I love any reason to celebrate. Right now, I’m sitting in cozy little 1956 camper (thanks Glen!) that’s being buffeted by the crazy Odessa winds. I’m drinking a Kona … Continue reading
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Happy New Year!
Happy New Year, friends and captivating strangers! You guys, the past six weeks have been preposterously blog-worthy and, sadly, I haven’t had a chance to sit down and write about any of it. Instead, I’ve kept the DLV’s busy with … Continue reading
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2011 Christmas Letter
Dear friends and family, We apologize for sending a Christmas email instead of mailing cards. Our maid usually hand-addresses our envelopes (and writes our letters), but she has fallen ill with the bird flu. So we’ll do our best to … Continue reading
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Thunderstruck! Zero to Two Video
Roper turns TWO (gasp!) tomorrow so I made a video of his first two years of life. It’s appropriately set to AC/DC’s “Thunderstruck.” Because, if I didn’t have to be all responsible and whatnot, I would totally be an AC/CD … Continue reading
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Facebook Awesomeness
Disclaimer: This post may not make any sense because I’m watching Bachelor Pad while I write it. Because I OBVIOUSLY DON’T VALUE MY BRAIN. You guys, I’m on Facebook ALL DAY. It’s a huge part of my job. And for … Continue reading
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23 Months – More Prime Time
Dear Roper, Your mama’s excited because you are once again a PRIME number. On Tuesday you turned 23 months old. Watch out world! The other night, your dad was heading to the property so he came in to say goodbye/goodnight … Continue reading
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Love Notes Between Nerds
Those of you who know me well, know that I have a slight obsession with prime numbers. They make me very, very happy. Yes, I am a GIANT NERD. Who married an equally giant nerd. And while I fervently hope, … Continue reading
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Rewriting the Vows
The other day we were working up at the property and I was scraping packrat fecal matter out of an oven. Seriously, do other wives ever have to write sentences like that? All I could think was I DID NOT … Continue reading
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Betrayals of the Body
So, I’m stuck in a body that doesn’t agree with me. At all. Sort of like Pop Rocks and pigeons (Is that urban legend actually true? Will the bird really blow up? I’m afraid to Google it). I have had … Continue reading
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Anniversary Cinco
A few of you have been harassing me about an anniversary post. On June 10th Toby and I celebrated our fifth anniversary (which is like 60 Hollywood years, so SOMEONE owes me a yellow diamond). Woohoo! Honestly, I don’t feel like … Continue reading
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